Masta News

I HAVE MANY.... GOATS!!!!.

W00t, Forum Mod! OMG! Thanks so much, Luke and Swallow. I won't let you down! !!

*salute*

I have some questions..
1.Why don't I get a Mod thingy above my avatar like Josh or like your Admin thingies above your avatar?
2.Where is the "basket" when it says "Send the topic to the basket"?
3.Is this all I do? Edit posts and topics and stuff?

1. I'm better, and older.
2. The basket hates you.
3. Yeah,that's about it. Bet you thought you were in on something,didn't you?

No, I pretty much expected that. It seems that "forum mods" just... moderate the forums..

Not much to moderate.

I'm so stupid. I'm sorry I don't worship you enough, Masta.

I LOVE BOYS.

Moderated.
Can't be power abusment if you told me to do it. Just fulfilling wishes...

Gotta study to this for Spanish.
Beware: It's mind-control! Only watch if you risk the chances of it being stuck in your head for a few days!

Monthly Update!

Masta Le: August
79 Strength
53 Prayer
77 Ranged
73 Magic
54 Runecrafting
52 Construction
57 Dungeoneering
57 Agility
54 Thieving
54 Slayer
67 Fishing
41 Farming

LOL, I had a dream that Swallow was demoted..

Weird! Me too! O_o

*glares* *incinerates Josh and Masta*

*mixes up both their ashes together*

Have fun getting out of that.

Well, that'll teach you guys..

Lol, the ole' ashes trick.

*Ashes tansform into Luke and Swallow's worst fear*

*Ashes transform into a hybrid of Josh and Masta*

Jasta: Hello there BIATCH!

This could get ugly...

*sets up lawn chair and sits down with a glass of lemonade*

Jasta... ew... Well, atleast it's mostly part of my name.

I wonder what its like to have fears..

*"Jasta" poofs back to a pile of ashes before everyone's eyes*

We orginated from Ashes, thus, we just transform back.

*throws the ashes into the sea*

:O

*one small ash still mixed with Josh and Masta float to a record breaking bonfire and collect enough ashes to become super sized Jasta*

Except that ash would just truly be plain old ashes from a fire, whereas these small remaining ash might actually contain DNA from you and Masta... Thus, Jasta wouldn't be able to rise again from using ordinary ashes.

Well Caleb.. If you want people to start posting on your thread like this.. just start something to talk about..

Battles and brawls like such are most fun.

*"Jasta" poofs away. Masta appears out of nowhere*

I see you found my dummy. Now you shall fear my true powers!

*pummels all with pink erasers*

*Swallow ponders her next move against Masta's erasers*

*Raurgbrom moves his chair further back and pull out a pair of binoculars*

*Luke swallows Jasta ash*

*Luke starts to turn into ash due to magical insane powers*

*Ash is now mixed up with Luke*

Jukesta is the name, now bow down!

Erm... no, Josh..

Jukesta sounds way too much like Jocasta...let's not go there.

*breathes fire, melting the erasers*

*erasers collapse in gooey heaps*

*pours a mountain of sugar onto Masta*

*pours sulfuric acid onto sugar*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpodCsTxtc

*brings out an anti-fire shield and a rune scimitar just in case...*