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Does that mean you agree luke?

Yahsuh!

It's not really a scam. You lose items/money in scams. This is really nothing to lose. It's all free and they ask for your RS name for contact, not you e-mail or anything. So they won't be sending you some virus intead of a congratulating letter. Anyways, if you guys aren't going to help I'm about to make up names or use your guys' if that's okay.

Sure.

So this means it's okay for me to pretend to be you guys and refer myself? Cool, thanks.

Of course I won't be giving you guys as big of a share because you wouldn't do it yourself. I'll probably give you all like 2-5m for letting me use your usernames.

Edit: I just made 40k from betting on flower game! :)
And I bet yellow on d claws yesterday and yellow came up and the noob logged out lolol..

I'll take 5m since "Luketh" is such a prestigious name and everybody knows of my awesomeness.

Well, I saw a post from someone named Luke.

And, if I win i'll give you a deal. You can either take 3m or I'll roll a 6-sided die and you'll get however many million it rolls. How 'bout that?

I spent about an hour trying to get a clue scroll drop and then I find this in my bank.

Luck of the Luke tells me to go for the dice. Common sense tells me otherwise. How 'bout you roll 3 times and we average the amount and I get -that- much?

But yeah, ALWAYS search your banko for a clue before you go treasure trailing.. It can save you a lot of trouble.

It's been in there for a long time. Since I was last mems. I always have a feeling that the ones I keep for a long time are gonna have a good reward. And I dropped that one earlier. I need to do Regicide.

HA. Yeah, Josh. Heard from ME. Thanks for referring. ^^ If this is for real then you probably have no chance compared to Phanny and all his referrals so I would've just went for the couple mil I would've gave you. lol.

I know, I forgot to refer you. Sorry.

Check out this hilarious video.
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Pants_Rip/#42863

Hey, there. Yesterday began the first day of trading in my Stock Market Simulation game I'm playing in school. The game is available all throughout Ohio.
Time Elapsed: about 26 hours.
Return: ~.5%

How am I doing compared to others, you might ask. Why none other than 6th in the entire state! Laruen Mcmahon is my math teacher/Stock Market Club advisor. I am number 14. How rich could I be if I did this everyday with my real money? Let's just say you would find me on Forbes'.


EDIT: This just in! 1 minute after I posted this:

I think someone wants to talk and trade me something special! GF people that wouldn't help and didn't believe him, he's most likely legit! Anyway, I would be willing to give everyone that didn't help 1M and all those that did maybe 2-5M. That's probably just Josh, my 2 other friends, hmm... I guess that's about it. Lucky you, Josh I may give you an extra bonus!

and steve the 8m he lost? Like you said

Yeah, yeah..

<3

... Which one's you in that stock exchange simulation?

He's free to drop into the clan chat if he wants to. Just make sure he knows we'll fuck him up if he's not legit.

Lauren Mcmahon-14. That's sortof the point of why it's so long, there's some login information thing in the corner. Pay attention to all parts! In that last pic I'm 4th, but just checked, now I'm second. WOOP WOOP!

God, start this for real...

Should this be my new avatar?

I'm lmfaoing, is that skeleton raping you?!

I'm sitting in his lap. Sortof.

I don't think he has a lap, lolol.

ROFLMAO, I LOVE THAT! DOOO EEEEET@!!@!!

Should I add any text? I'm thinking, "Story time! :)"

Also, changed my sig so it's side by side. Same thing, different size. Eh?? Problem solved?

Story time.. I like that.

New sig configuration is good. Well done.

I resized mine, but I never saw the problem. You guys are too picky.

It's not picky.. Sigs just shouldn't be larger than the actual post in my eyes..

Hey, guys. If anyone asks about that PHat I'm trying to win.....

1. Masta-Phanny Pak best friends IRL.

2. Phanny gathered you all into TPB CC and talked to you guys for help.

3. Phanny is very poor, nice, and deserves it. He would give you all a good share. (Which I would, I promise)

4. Don't give any strangers Forum web address for now. LOL, if they see this post my cover is totally blown.

Kay, thanks!

Bandos gloves!!!! And they cost about 40k less@


Note: Updated my avatar!!

"Grandad?

It's......
Story Time!! :)"