Okay, guys. I'm sick of it! I'm a leetle bit tipsy and I'm done holding this shit in.
The reason I can't play Runescape:
I can't play this damn game anymore. I can't STAND to see this new homepage SHIT I see when I type in "Runescape +ctrl+enter" on my keyboard. Why? WHY?!@ I'll tell you why.
Corporate.
Fucking.
Bastards.
What the hell!? I remember when the homepage looked like THIS shit:
Yeah. Andrew and motherfuckign Paul couldn't even FIND anybody that wanted to advertise to the 40-year old VIRGINS masturbating to POKEMON FAN PORN that played this shit. IT HAPPENED!
Now I can't hardly find the fucking "play now" button. Where the HELL am I supposed to read the game updates?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh yeah, you hear? Green Dragon bots are back in action.
Guess what?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Who CARES if you want to bot?! If you didn't let your damn game go so mainstream in the first place you wouldn't HAVE so many bots and sweatshop asians trying to make their daily 10cents by selling 10m. IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!
Log in with Facebook?! In my middle school you'd get the living SHIT beat out of you if people knew you played this game. This game was EMBARRASSING. WHAT HAPPENED TO BULLIES, ANYWAYS?! EVERYBODY GETS ALONG NOW!? Soft motherfucking kids are the problem with this planet! FUCK GETTING ALONG! GET SOME ANGER OUT!
Anyways, wut? Oyea. LOGGING IN WITH FACEBOOK!? I don't WANT people to know I play RUNESCAPE. It's supposed to be my DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. I'm not PROUD to say "I play Runescape!" I don't go to parties and say "Hey, ladies, wanna come to my place and check out my level 100 Runescape account?" NO! THAT'S NOT HOW SHIT WORKS. Facebook is for my REAL FUCKING LIFE. I played Runescape BECAUSE MY REAL FUCKING LIFE WASN'T AS FUN~! You're missing the point if you play an MMO for SOCIAL STATUS~! WHAT THE FUCK!?
http://qkme.me/35ljm6RUNESCAPE has turned into the LINKIN FUCKING PARK of the MMO industry! Have you HEARD Linkin Park's new SHIT?! It sounds like a male fucking version of SELENA FUCKING GOMEZ. WAT!? LISTEN TO THIS SHIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kybKmVQ1lQ4SHIT!
I guess RuneSHIT and Linkin Park have something in common: They were both cool in 3rd grade.
I'M -OUT-, BITCHES. I hope this shit is semi-COHERENT so I can read my own THOUGHTS in the morning! LUKE, OUT!