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PostSubject: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 3:05 am

Okay, guys. I'm sick of it! I'm a leetle bit tipsy and I'm done holding this shit in.

The reason I can't play Runescape:

I can't play this damn game anymore. I can't STAND to see this new homepage SHIT I see when I type in "Runescape +ctrl+enter" on my keyboard. Why? WHY?!@ I'll tell you why.

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Corporate.
Fucking.
Bastards.

What the hell!? I remember when the homepage looked like THIS shit:

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Yeah. Andrew and motherfuckign Paul couldn't even FIND anybody that wanted to advertise to the 40-year old VIRGINS masturbating to POKEMON FAN PORN that played this shit. IT HAPPENED!

Now I can't hardly find the fucking "play now" button. Where the HELL am I supposed to read the game updates?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Oh yeah, you hear? Green Dragon bots are back in action.

Guess what?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Who CARES if you want to bot?! If you didn't let your damn game go so mainstream in the first place you wouldn't HAVE so many bots and sweatshop asians trying to make their daily 10cents by selling 10m. IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!

Log in with Facebook?! In my middle school you'd get the living SHIT beat out of you if people knew you played this game. This game was EMBARRASSING. WHAT HAPPENED TO BULLIES, ANYWAYS?! EVERYBODY GETS ALONG NOW!? Soft motherfucking kids are the problem with this planet! FUCK GETTING ALONG! GET SOME ANGER OUT!

Anyways, wut? Oyea. LOGGING IN WITH FACEBOOK!? I don't WANT people to know I play RUNESCAPE. It's supposed to be my DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. I'm not PROUD to say "I play Runescape!" I don't go to parties and say "Hey, ladies, wanna come to my place and check out my level 100 Runescape account?" NO! THAT'S NOT HOW SHIT WORKS. Facebook is for my REAL FUCKING LIFE. I played Runescape BECAUSE MY REAL FUCKING LIFE WASN'T AS FUN~! You're missing the point if you play an MMO for SOCIAL STATUS~! WHAT THE FUCK!?

http://qkme.me/35ljm6

RUNESCAPE has turned into the LINKIN FUCKING PARK of the MMO industry! Have you HEARD Linkin Park's new SHIT?! It sounds like a male fucking version of SELENA FUCKING GOMEZ. WAT!? LISTEN TO THIS SHIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kybKmVQ1lQ4

SHIT!

I guess RuneSHIT and Linkin Park have something in common: They were both cool in 3rd grade.

I'M -OUT-, BITCHES. I hope this shit is semi-COHERENT so I can read my own THOUGHTS in the morning! LUKE, OUT!
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 10:36 am

I agree with most of the things here.. makes me sad to say that ;(
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 11:36 am

I was personally shocked by how they completely changed the graphics style on the homepage and on the loading progress screens... It's the tackiest thing ever. I would even call it gauche, it's that bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 12:06 pm

Luke you have a problem, *pours vodka/juice mix* sit down and lets talk about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 12:57 pm

Fuck the juice, Zach!

Yes, gauche. THAT'S what it is! I couldn't think of the word.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 12:58 pm

Alright alright *pours straight 151* there.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 1:18 pm

I decided for sure I would never come back when they changed their website to look like every other stupid game out there.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 3:01 pm

I'm fairly certain that Jagex is run mainly by investors nowadays who want nothing but profit.

Another part of the website that I have issues with is the Adventurer's Log/Highscores. The skills are divided up into separate sections so you have to flip through to see them all. Then the highscores look just as bad as the website in my opinion. Throw in the fact that there is no longer any f2p highscores on the "world's most popular free mmorpg".
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 4:34 pm

This is why I downloaded League.


Even if I suck at it.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke Rants!   Luke Rants! EmptyThu Dec 29, 2011 10:07 pm

I agree, I think Jagex has completely changed the game and it's just not what we like anymore. They've become obsessed with money so they're just shutting out the f2p so the only way they can have "fun" and have access to oh so wonderful features is to give more money. They act like they care and try to make it up to us and give us something cool every 1/1000000 updates but they don't understand this from the players' points of view. Maybe this game's just getting old. After all it has been atleast 10 years. IMO, by now they're running out of material and ideas. And every good idea that they actually have used in the past, they ruin.

Obviously, everyone hates it pretty much and we're getting less active and it seems like we're gonna quit a lot earlier than we expected. I know that I'm like half quit cause I don't really want to play anymore but I only do because of you all, my other friends, and cause I have nothing else better to do.

BTW, when you take screenshots like that do you just use the print screen cause mine only takes pictures of the window, not the whole monitor like the taskbar or w/e on the bottom.
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