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PostSubject: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:18 pm

Rock a tick tock this chicks screamin dont stop
Baby girls on bottom, but she knows shes on top of
The world, the shit she done to me put my mind in a swirl
Movin' so quick like a hardcore dancer
She ain't slowin down, she's only goin' faster
Workin it so good she's got me sayin her name
Whenever she's on top she's got me goin insane
It's like there's a sexual explosion goin into my brain
And when i finish up i tell her its all just a part of my game
If she wants to come back for seconds i tell her get back in line
Cause you ain't the hottest thing out there girl you know i aint blind




Somethin to start us off luke Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:37 pm

Confessions of a Blue-Haired Boy

I was once told as a kid sometimes you'd have to get things done alone,
It took 'till my teen years for the meaning of this saying to be known.
I can't get the satisfaction from my peers at school,
But who are they to tell me that hands really aren't cool?

I know it's supposed to be embarrassing when I'm locked up at home,
But when I think about Kai I don't feel quite as alone.
I just wanna get how I feel off of my back--
What's with all the hating on the whack whack whack?

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:52 pm

Confessions of a blue haired boy continued

On the days I feel blue, i think of zach licking the sweat off my back
Or the way he pet my cat, and think of him rubbing my step daddies fat
In my head I make him act, like he's the children and i'm the cat in the hat
Touching his face, makes my heart race and my hand go to place

Wonder why people think it's so wrong, when it feels so great
I would ask them, have you ever even squirted on your own face?
So here I am getting these thoughts off my back
And I ask you all again whats wrong with loving to whack whack whack
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:03 am

Confessions of a Blue-Haired Boy Pt. III

I know, I know, you're probably getting kind of disgusted,
But talking about this stuff gets me a little flustered.
Now I just want somebody to touch my tower,
But I'm too afraid to call on my good buddy Power.

So I guess I'll stay here alone with one hand on the laptop,
'Cause lord knows where the other hand just happened to drop.
If you ever wanna know why I'm in the lobby instead of leveling my attack,
It's because I just don't know what's wrong with some whack whack whack.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:35 am

*Changes hair to red*
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:20 pm

Diary of a Blue-Haired boy part IV

All of you may wonder why I only lobby
It's quite a sad story cause fapping is my only hobby
When I try to train strength, my long sword makes me uneasy
It makes me feel queasy, of my need of it in my little ol' body

So then I must lobby, and take a trip to the potty
Bend over that seat, the sounds i make are like squeak squeak squeak
Someday i'll be back, and maybe train some attack
But not in the days where all I know is how to whack whack whack


Swallow: Steve, you retard, it's IV, not IIII.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:29 pm

Poor Josh, I..I MEAN! Blue-haired boy.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:18 pm

....
BAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:54 am

lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:57 am

Forever Dunge -- Written to the tune of Forever Young by Alphaville

Let's dunge in style, let's skill for a while.
Har'lakk can wait we're only jewwin' for coins.
Hoping for good exp but expecting least harmful,
Are you gonna Tele-Fail on us?

Let us Dunge now, fuck let us Dunge forever,
We can't beat the boss but we never say never,
Sitting in the base because it's a trap;
The dungeon deserves nothing special.

Can you imagine when this dungeon is done?
Turning our tokens in for some PKing fun,
Praising party leaders for getting good recruits;
The dungeon's beat by the meat shield.

Forever Dunge, I want to be forever in Dunge.
Do you really want to Dunge forever, forever forever?
Forever Dunge, I want to be forever in Dunge.
Do you really want to Dunge forever?
Forever Dunge.

You get the idea. STEVE! Wanna do the next verses!?

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:08 am

Godwars Prod

All the haters and the trolls tellin' me I'll never be nothin',
I'll show the bastards what's up and it's gonna be God Wars Dungeon.
Nerdy rappin all day and no-lifin at night,
I won't be denied the expensive gear with which I shall ride.

They talk trash, laugh at the not-maxed noob,
They don't think I can keep up with those dudes.
Pointin' and laughin "this fucker must be deranged,"
"Thinks he can play with such a low fuckin' ranged."

I'll be on fuckin' brazillian worlds,
Pickin up brazillian girls,
Wonderin' what the fuck this seed that just dropped is in English.

Well at the end of the time,
Aviansies will sigh;
Gardoor will cry;
All the other fuckers will ask "who is that guy makin' us constantly die?!"

I'mma gonna rise from the ashes of the noobiest of noobs,
Do what I gotta do, take it just to proove
That I am what I am, 138s will soon nod,
say "That kid right there? He's a godwars prod."

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:03 am

Nice Luke
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:06 am

Mature

Take me back.
She said it just like that.
Take me back.
Just like that.

She said, "take me back to the time when we sat in the grass,
We'd play 'till dark and act so foolish and so brash.
Back when it didn't matter if it was ladylike or not,
Back to riding rattling grocery carts through parking lot.

Take me to the sandbox that held your inner war;
No harm done but to the plastic army men on the floor.
They'd take away your problems and the anger held inside;
Perfect therapy inside of a little plastic guy.

Take me back to the place that we all want to go,
Take me and the football so that together we can throw.
Just like the old times; why can't it be the same?
Just a couple years and we've forgotten the game.

We've lost every ounce of our imagination,
our innocence too.
These years have drained our emotional animation
in both me and you.

So sure of ourselves and of the future at hand,
yet we can't step back into our childhood land.
Think about it, baby, is this the right way to go?
Is it too late to stop goin' with the socially accepted flow?

'Cause I wanna go back to the little kid days,
To the innocence in obliviousness that led our every way.
Discovery's no novelty; there's never a surprise,
They've just turned us into robots in a humanly disguise.

They've shaped us to their willing,
set up to do their bidding.
Baby, I'm just not too sure,
that we're truly all that 'mature.'"

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:43 am

When the act dies, the memory remains
It allows us to hold tight;
To keep hold of the reins.

In a mobile life that's so constantly in motion
Everybody keeps ties;
Stays anchored in their ocean.

Some anchors belong to the same couple kids
Who remember summer days;
The stupid shit they did.

And when everybody moves on; goes their separate ways
And things go wrong
And the sun rises on another day,
They can always come back with a leap and a bound,
To the bottom of their tether where their anchor is still found.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:31 pm

That almost made me cry.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:54 pm

That is amazing and so true.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:16 pm

Thanks guys, I've been feeling nostalgic on this trip because I usually did pretty much nonstop barrows runs when I went to my grandparents.. This year I can't even bring myself to log in. Could hardly finish off that godforsaken christmas event.

EDIT:

A dandelion pokes his head through the sidewalk,
Residential born; growing between the kids' chalk.
Never bothered a soul, just some yellow in the gray,
A breakup of the monochrome we see every day.

Well dandelion was fated with a bad place to be birth'd;
A bustling' sidewalk instead of a nice patch of dirt.
The weed man came through early in the morning
And whacked our friend without much of a warning.

Sprayed and killed; relentlessly drown'd,
Weed-killer tainted his very roots in the ground.
Dandelion wilted, drooped, and became no more,
Color sprung from dullness and never was adored.

When a little bud grows that we don't really need,
Why are we so quick to sever it
And call it a weed?

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:52 am

As I'm always notorious for posting irrelevant things, my xbox+skyrim is coming tommorow.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:30 am

Zach just killed every bit of emotion inside of me.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:48 pm

P.A.R.

You're running away from where whence you came;
All the while forgetting those who gave you your name;
Doubting the ones that had your back;
Giving your mother a fucking heart attack.

When the faces change to a shadier figure;
The threat becomes a shit ton bigger.
When you don't look around to see the direction you're headed;
You gonna end up a shit ton indebted.

We can only tell you so many times before it's too late;
Watch Time's joint dwindle away 'till you meet your fate.
And when your last joint crumbles; dwindles down to ashes
It'll be too late to come back to where your past is.

But for now we're here worrying about your path;
Hoping shit won't end for you in a damn blood bath.
When you wanna come home and blow away that line
We'll all be sitting here saying "man, that's fine."

Real friends don't want your money for drugs;
They don't go to your sister for just a quick tug.
They don't press your button that says "self destruct."
If you don't drop 'em now, bro.. You'll be fucked.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:39 pm

HEY I TUG MY FRIENDS SISTERS ALL THE TIME!
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:12 am

How many people live their life
Waiting for the impossible
Being disallowed to die?

Forget about the life they're too afraid to live
Too afraid to see
The things life has to give.

Danger just keeps our lives in check
We all go sometime;
Just lined in order for the peck.

No need to sit with your life and wait
Only to regret
Once it's too late.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sun May 13, 2012 1:58 am

If love is a battlefield, hate's post-apocalyptic New York;
It's the zombie at the diner scoopin' your heart out with a fork.
Your hate is misplaced, it's lovin' we should do;
Walkin' down the street hand-in-hand; just us two.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:35 am

Raised a little man livin' in the 'burbs of Concrete Jungle
Always get fed when your tummy starts to rumble --
Never ever had a trouble in your childhood day;
Always get a nice answer for the questions you'd say.

Grow up happy when one day it hits you in the face
You been kept satisfied runnin' in the middle of the race.
You're just another part of the middle-class mob
Workin' 8 to 5 at a dead-end job

Spoon-fed information, doesn't have to be true
They'll say anything just to get control of you.
Then they give you a job; put you in a suit
Give you a meaningless promotion every year or two.

Under their thumb; you're workin' for the masses
Who just wanna leave you short to improve their chances
Of makin' that extra dime; a nickel's no joke --
They'll pick it out your pocket then leave you for broke.

A bird in its cage -- thinkin' it knows the whole world
When reality says that it's only a sliver that's curled
Into the palm of their hand -- you're a misled man;
Could be changin' the world and makin' shit hit the fan.

Instead you're boxed up here in this cube-filled land
Buyin' Polo, Coca-Cola -- name your fav'rite brand
Addicted to the idea of a Hollywood life;
Charlie Sheen got it good with his porn-star wife.

Wishin' you could live the perfect lives of others --
Shoulda been a writer just like your brother.
High School ended fast..
Your hay-day's in its past..

What happened to those early days you never thought would pass?

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:22 pm

Change this to "Luke's writing thread"? LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:32 pm

That would make sense.. Except then it'd be like, "why did Steve post Luke's writing thread for him..?"

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:11 am

But everyone that will care about this thread will already have known the story behind it.
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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:12 am

Sun

Too much time spent fighting the day;
Not enough time; never time to stay.
Meet me at the streetlight when the sun slips away;
When the stars come out ready to twinkle and play.

We can lay and stare up at the stars;
Reminisce on the not-so-distant past of ours
When the sun wouldn't set on the fun summer brought
When we'd never get older (or so we thought).

When a trampoline jump would send us straight to the sun;
When a simple toy gun would give us hours of fun
But we only waged war with little plastic men
Who'd never truly die but find life yet again.

But now the sun's burnt out and our paths seem to split;
We can always come here when the time seems fit.
We can remember our childhood and not be upset
That without warning us, Mr. Sun suddenly set.

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PostSubject: Re: Luke [and Steve]'s Writing Thread   Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:49 am

Oh yeah, meant to mention..

Anchors (that poem about being tethered to your anchor) won some shit I did for extra credit in lit and got published in my school's lit mag. Yay?

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