Barrows Night!

B-B-B-B-B-B-BARROWS AAAAAAAALL NIGHTER!

WHAT'S UP, PUSSIES!?

Come join ME, LUKE, for a night full of ASS-KICKING, DEAD-BROTHER BEATING goodness. THAT'S RIGHT. I'm talking about everybody's SIX FAVORITE brothers. THE BARROWS BROTHERS!

Get your SHARKS, SALLIES, and PRAYER POTS ready and stocked in the bank 'cause we're gonna be shooting for anywhere from 6 to 12 MIND NUMBING hours of Barrows goodness! We're comin' out MILLIONS richer than we came in and showing those brothers that there's a new gang of bullies on the block -- THE PIZZA BANDITS!

TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO MAKE IT 6 HOURS IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN?! That's OKAY! Come and join us for AS MUCH BARROWS AS YOU'D LIKE, be it an hour's worth or ALL FUCKING NIGHT!

We'll also have a LARGEST WINNINGS COMPETITION to go along with all of the COLD. HARD. CASH we'll be making over the night. If enough people are interested I might even throw in a percentage of whatever I earn that night to ADD to the most hardcore Barrower's HUGE CASH STACK.

THAT'S RIGHT: COMPETITION!

SO, whether this will be your FIRST TIME Barrowing OR your 5000th run, I wanna SEE YOU THERE! NO excuses! I wanna see LOW LEVELS, medium levels, and HIGH LEVELS there and EVERY ONE OF YOU kicking complete ASS.

See you on the mounds, PUSSIES!

Best.Advert.Ever. Wooooo!

Setting up a Total Profit calc, so when you put in how much you earned, I will add this to the calc.

Hopefully we will get waayy past this GP goal! Good luck everyone!

I'll be writing a updated Barrows guide for you new bandits.

sounds like a blast as long as i dont get called into work... ill be there hopefully with a way high def lvl lol other wise ill be making alot of bank trips

I'm not a mem

Everyone, I am in trouble. Tomorrow is the end of my membership. So please, if you want to help me and help yourself, click my signature.

Those who gain some points on the site, I will reward somehow.

Thanks.

>.>

JUST BUY A CARD, JOSH!!

<- has no money.

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is a noob.

Very true.

The cards aren't terribly expensive, plus if youbhave a gift card to a place that sells them, use it.

date pl0x

July 9th, PUSSY!

OKAY, PUSSIES! T-minus 11 hours until KICK-ASS TIME! I'm not even sure if anybody is coming, but FUCK! I know that I'll be handing those stuck up brothers' their own asses ALL FUCKING NIGHT if it KILLS ME! I don't give a fuck if I'm doin it alone or NOT! These stuck up sons of bitches and their expensive FUCKING armor make me SICK! I'm takin ALL of THEIR SHIT and SHOVIN IT STRAIGHT BACK UP THEIR FUCKIN ASSES! You can join me if I want, but if not... MORE FOR ME!

MIDNIGHT EASTERN-TIME, PUSSIES!

Dang.

OO-OOOOH YEAAAAAH!!!

You pussies REALLY missed out on this one! Zach and I kicked some ass and got a SHITLOAD of loot, BITCHES!

I opened a total of 23 ASS-KICKING, POWER-WHORING CHESTS! JUST LIKE WHEN I GO TO PARTIES! OH-YEAAH!

Here's a couple of PICTURES because everybody knows that PICS ARE NEEDED IN ORDER FOR SHIT TO HAPPEN! OOOH-YEAAAH!

THISsetup got me a whooping 10-FUCKING-CHESTS without BANKING along with the help of some ROW rewards. But FUCK that, WHAT A SETUP!



HERE'S THE LOOT! That's RIGHT! 7m in pure PROFIT that you PUSSIES missed out on! OOOOHOHOOOOO YEAAAAAAH! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!

I'm off to sleep off some of these awesome STEEEROIIIIIDS!!!! OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!

Gratz.