Laptop died today

Today I regret to say that my laptop has died. A week after the warranty has expired. This is crushing for someone without a job, and can't even get one. I'll have to wait another year until I can finally maybe get a CPU of my own again. If you know my adventure with this computer, I already had so many problems with it in the first place. Including not being able to connect to the internet on anything but I.E. Of course I can't man up and I'm of course very sad, in a crying state. Technology hates me. I can barely get on RuneScape on this computer because it is a maximum of 8 fps. Don't expect me on too much.

I'll give you a computer thatll run runescape no problem, it just comes with the tower and the power cord. 50 bucks I got 4 -.-

50 bucks.

Anyways, amazingly the facts I was cryin' so hard is:WTF am I going to tell my parents?! I woke up this morning and I heard a noise. The laptop was opened and it was starting up. Guess what my background was? Jesus Christ. >

God loves fixing technology.

Take THAT, Geek Squad!

Yes Josh god went out of his way to fix your laptop, But the poor African Children that are dying gotta wait, lol thanks Josh you killed 400 african babies

Well, he didn't exactly kill them himself. He was just the cause of them dying.

Well he was in indirect cause, soo I'm blaming him like he actually pulled a gun out and killed 400 african children, I mean distracting god? Just as bad.