Outta here! High school here we come!

Last year in middle school! Yes! Me and Luke are going on to High school!

Ye-hee-hooo!

Freshmeeeeeen!

I hope you dread with all the work you're gonna do!

You're just jealous you won't be able to drive when we will. >:]

You know, that really just means you're going to have an accident before I do

and il be driving before -all- of you, so...

Masta wrote:

You know, that really just means you're going to have an accident before I do

Incorrect,because my parents never have gotten into an accident..

I carry the luck,Matt doesn't,Jonah..well maybe he's mixed.

And I've got great hand-eye coordination, along with Luck of the Luke and skills, so I think I'll get into an accident in a street race, but those don't really count anyways.

Well asians are excellent drivers!

*34 years later*

Finally! I got my liscense! All that crashing and practice finally paid off.

Yeah, STUPID ASIANS need to get offa my WHITE road!

*paints road white*

NOW it's a white road.

*covers all of road in rice and noodles*

*asians come flooding in and taking over*

MY ASIAN road.

I see a red door and I want to paint it black..

*Instrumental part of the Rolling Stones come out of nowhere and it turns out that Luke has been Mick Jagger this whole time (that should explain quite a bit)*

Should I...yep..

*smacks the mick Jagger out of Luke*

So should the lyrics to Tik Tok be "but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Luke Weir"?

Can't wait for "Kick a Freshman" day, then... Oh, that's right...I don't need to wait.

*Smacks Luke with her Calc book*

JUNIOR YEAR IS OVER!

Well, almost. Just a few things to clear up and it'll be gone.

I can't wait until kick a Swallow day!

*sneaking around in the woods with camo suit and army paint on my face*

*finds a swallow and kicks it*

Hmm, I always knew Swallow was a vile animal. RAAHH!! Ha, take that.

*puts fingers up to earpiece*

What's that? I got the wrong swallow...? Well then where is she? Oh yeah, the underworld... how am I supposed to get there...

*calls in a squad to drill into the Earth*

I'm not gonna let you stop until we get there!!

*pulls out a map*

Hmm... well guessing from its name, it must be -under- the ground... I'll get to her soon.

*worker comes up to me*

Sir, we've hit magma!

*pulls out a book*

I remember from this story that it says the underworld has lava and fire in it...

Get your gear boys! We're going swimming...

Masta wrote:

So should the lyrics to Tik Tok be "but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Luke Weir"?

to be honest,that doesn't sound that bad.

Yeah, but it doesn't rhyme with swagger.

I saw her today at the reception
In her glass was a bleeding man
She was practiced at the art of deception
Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands


(guess who I wrote THIS song about..)

Swallow? O.O

I've heard that she kills people daily whenever she doesn't like someone at the first time she sees them.

Yeah. Its about her.

Ugh. See I can't do that bold, italics, underline, and strike. Watch.

[b][i][u][strike]blah blah blah Masta is awesome! blah blah blah blah blah[/strike][/u][/i][/b][i][u][strike]

What a nice little poem, Luke.

So true.

Its a song.. because I'm Mick Jagger.. Its not MY poem.. Its actually the verse to a song.. By The Rolling Stones.. like.. its not mine.

Goblins are green
Warriors wear Rune
I play RuneScape
We all do.


Now THAT is mine. And also made up in 10 seconds flat.

Well, I can make up an entire poem, right here, right now, in less than a second.

I love this little booger,
all shiny, green and black.
You can hold it for a minute,
but I want my booger back.

It stays right where I put it,
It sure knows how to stick,
And if it gets dry....?
It just needs a little lick!

I can hold it on my finger,
I can flick it in the air,
I can stick it underneath a desk,
Or underneath a chair.

I can make a ball and roll it,
Just to see which way it goes,
I love this booger everywhere,
Except inside my nose.

Horray! I'm a poet!

more like a copy and paster.

It might not be yours, but that poem is EPIC.

OLD:


SONG: Kai Rap
ARTIST: Lukie W. and the Bandits
ALBUM: Abyssal Whips and Ownage-- Greatest Hits

Yo, this is a rap about Kai Isakaru
By the end of this rap I'll have you cryin; boo-hoo!
Think's he's a big tough trucker,
Ends up actin' like a buttfucker.

Kai Isakaru thinks he's so coo'
May'swell go eat a block u' tofu
I told him he should try flyin'
Oh wait, nah I think he's cryin'

Kai won't smoke a joint
'Nor score. a basketball point.
Lives with his mom n' dad,
Still thinks Pokemon's a coo' fad.

Yeh.

I love Pokémon, though... it's epic.