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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 12:39 am

*Grabs brownies as I fall into the pit*

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Brownies for me= spinnach for Popeye. *Grows wings and flies to safety*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 12:40 am

*breathes hellfire, burning off Luke's wings* *smacks Ice in the face with her tail*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 2:33 am

Whyayeaughta!

*Winds up fist like popeye*

*releases uber brownie bunch on Swallow, causing her to fly across the earth, she then stops behind Luke and begins a decent into the pit*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 2:54 am

Ice Lord309 wrote:
Instead...*raises hand in the air* Forbidden Technique #2!!!! *blood red sword forms in hand* Normally I create my blades from ice...but when I infuse my own blood and power in it, it becomes a deadly weapon that can shatter diamonds...and...*smiles devously* dragon scales...these techniques are considered an abomination to my people, and for a good reasons too. *shreds luke's arm to ribbons in a blink o an eye* URGH!! *staggers and cluches forehead before recovering* Lets go...

*gets up* ugh... was I hit by a train? oh no... *ground rumbles with a roar* SH*@! Not good, if that doesn't hold her down, our only chance is to go into rage mode agian. *vision blurs* Ugh...not the mot healthy solution... *turns to Luke* Hold her off, I need to concentrate...*kneels down and closes eyes*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 5:35 am

If you wouldn't have sliced my arm off again...

*eats another brownie square*

That should do.

Swallow, monster of evil! It is I, Luketh, the King of Pain! I have come to defeat you in battle for the glory of my people. Surrender now or there shall be great pain for you, oh monster of monsters.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 11:19 am

*gains additional power from the hellfire* *roars* *splits into three dragons* *summons her revenant cousins* *burns up the rest of Luke's brownies* *rips the sword out of Ice's hand* *the sword crumbles to dust*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 12:52 pm

*shits pants*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 12:56 pm

*tears off Luke's head and sends it tumbling down into the hellfire*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 3:52 pm

ah well, wasn't using that much, anyways...
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 3:53 pm

*revenant dragon rips off Luke's arm* *Swallow slashes Ice's eyes out*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 5:27 pm

yay she didnt attack me..
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 5:28 pm

*sends one of her revenant dragons after Kai* *revenant dragon drains Kai's blood and brings it back to Swallow*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySat Jan 02, 2010 5:29 pm

yay im bloodless now
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 5:18 pm

Dammit... I WAS using that extremely muscular arm of mine... that was my favorite one, too!

*bitch-slaps dragon and takes arm out of it's mouth, placing it back in my socket like nothing happened*

There! Don't make me hurt you, little dragon!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 5:27 pm

Good job putting your poisoned arm back on, Luke. Revenant dragons are quite useful for that. *instructs revenant dragon* *revenant dragon slashes Luke's other arm into two pieces*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 5:57 pm

*out of the rubble leaps a heroic figure weilding a crimson red sword slashing upward at the dragon. The sword seemed to gleam happily as it toar off it's enemy's dragon scales* I don't need eyes to see the world as it is. Eyes only make you near-sighted to the world. *stands without fear as Swallow roars in anger* Not used to pain in Dragon form? *flicks blood off sword* You will be feeling alot more then that...*image wavers then thrusts sword in eye* You will pay for destroying my snow sactuary *leaps back as Swallow thrashes in pain*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:02 pm

*the wounded doppleganger disappears* *Swallow calls her other imitation to her* *slashes out with her tail, crushing Ice into the side of a mountain* *takes to the skies and sends hellfire towards Ice*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:10 pm

Meanwhile, Luke managed to super-glue on his broken-in-half arm and watched as Ice owned the Dragon, almost happy. Then, when the dragon dissapeared, Luke decided to disappear with it and ended up with the dragon in Evil Dave's basement.

--NOW--

Hello, Mr. Dragon, how are you today?

*Dragon looks sadly at it's feet*

Oh, I know how you feel, big guy.. Swallow picks on you and then thinks you WANT to fight on her side when she needs helpers. Do all of her bullied people live in Dave's basement?

*Dragon nods*

Interesting... *looks around basement* Sure enough! Look, there's Josh! And there's that evil bunny she used a while ago, and *gasps* BARB-WIRED COOKIES! NUMS!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:15 pm

*while Luke is busy eating the cookies, dragon's eye glints red* *Dragon sinks teeth into Luke's neck and starts eating him*

Stupid Luke, you think my dragons aren't smart enough to pretend to be weak and downtrodden?

*sends five revenant dragons to surround Ice* *watches them from the skies* *flies to the stronghold of the dragonkin*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:41 pm

Dammit.

*Bitch-slaps dragon*

Stop eating mah neck! *sews neck back together*

Eat these instead, I have to go make a bank run. *gives plate of cookies to dragon and climbs the ladder to head towards Edgeville Bank*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:50 pm

*Swallow borrows some wyrms from the dragonkin and sends one to Edgeville*

*Wyrm destroys town and eats the riches of the bank* *Wyrm sits on Evil Dave's house awaiting further orders*

And if you don't know what wyrms are: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Wyrms
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Of course I know what Wyrms are. Must be a very small type of wyrm.

Good thing I was hiding in the general store...

*Wyrm keeps waiting for orders while Luke escapes to the monastary*
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*Swallow sets monastery on fire and attacks Luke, slicing him in half*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 9:42 pm

How could you?!? You just killed hundreds of holy monks!!! Sicko!

Let's see.. what do we have in this burning place to stick myself back together. Ah! Elastic! *takes an elastic band out of one of the burning monk's robe bottoms and carefully positions self back together*

That's better! Now...

*shits pants*
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Zamorak approves. And you realize you're still headless, right?

Elastic, are you serious. *reslashes Luke* *throws one of Luke's arms into the waiting mouth of a hellhound*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 2:39 pm

I think I might be dead.

*Revenant soul comes from remainder of body and begins casting thosse hella scary mage shots at Swallow*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 4:35 pm

*Shots pass through her with no harm* *Luke's soul begins to go rigid* *Luke slowly loses his self-control*

Poor Luke...unaware that I control all revenants.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 8:05 pm

Ah buttfuck.

*turns into a worm*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 8:12 pm

*puts the worm into a magical cage* *orders revenant dragon to carry around cage*

*orders the revenants around Ice to take him to the home of the dragonkin*
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PostSubject: Re: The Pit of Death!   The Pit of Death! - Page 4 EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 9:38 pm

*slashes and hacks away at enemies* My weapon is no longer a sword... *kills all revs in one slashing motion* ...IT HAS BECOME AN ARC OF PURE DESTRUCTION! RARGGHH!!! *dodges oncoming dragon-fire from Swallow's dragonkin* I CANNOT BE STOPPED *Kills everything with a single ,powerful, blood-red freezeball* Your army has been destroyed! Now come out and fight me COWARD!
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