You Can't Stop Dis Boat!

Subject: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Wed May 05, 2010 10:34 pm

Continued battle between Swallow, Josh, Masta and I. Luke blew the whistle so now we have to move it on this boat... F*** LAND I'M ON A BOAT MUTHA F**KA!!

So yeah...I don't think a bit of slapstick humor really has to be moved here but oh well...

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Let me begin this party...heh...

SPIRIT BOMB! *throws spirit bomb at Masta,Swallow,and Ice*

Mwahahaha!

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Thu May 06, 2010 8:39 pm

Prepare to meet your maker!

*talks into walkie-talkie*

Begin the apocolypse!! mwhuahauhauhaa! Die you fools! RAWR!

*raises hands as if to summon a tsunami*

Go my bunny minions! Go!!! Attack!

*millions of bunnies come rushing and ambush Josh, Ice, and Swallow, rendering them helpless.*

*they soon disappear under the massive plethora of bunnies*

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Look up!

I teleported! Ha!

*teleothers Masta and the rest trapped in the abyss of bunnies to Lumbridge*

Now bunnies..... DIE!

*Levitates bunnies and squeezes into a fuzzy ball of bunnies.*

*light appears from hands*

*blast shoots out*

*fuzzy explosion*

**Josh plays in fuzzy pillow of epicness while others fight**

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Mon May 10, 2010 1:29 pm

Telekinesis?! The one power capable of matching my manipulation of the cold! I'll take care of you...

RRRGGHHHHH!!!
*uses powers to extract water from the ocean to fire a giantass freezeball at Josheh*

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Hmph, You have met someone who might just challenge you,Ice.

*throws fireball the same size*

*ice melts to water and accidently floods Varrock*

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Tue May 11, 2010 5:17 pm

Varrockian citizen: F*ck you crazy kids!!! *waves cane, drowns*

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Wed May 12, 2010 11:00 pm

F*** No! You can't have telekinesis AND Fire at the same time. Thats just... Ah hell with it!

RRRFGGHGHH!!! PIMP SLAP! *freezes Josheh on contact and sends him flying into the water*

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*steam comes out of water*

*Josh comes flying out of water,looking really angry and wet.*

Yep..I have no move... see ya!

*walks away*

*turns around suddenly and teleports Ice inside a volcano.*

Ahh...much better..

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Thu May 13, 2010 8:11 pm

*grabs edge* Oh damn....I don't think I cant freeze that...*hand begins to slip* Gotta think...awesome plan, awesome plan, AWESOME PLAN! *smacks head with free hand during chanting* I got it! *compresses all of the air's moisture into a freezeball and tosses it down the volcano*

*sudden expansion of air sends Icelord flying back to the boat*
Damnit Josh pick one superhuman power and STICK WITH IT!

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Thu May 13, 2010 8:18 pm

Yeah! Fight, fight, fight!

*Masta is sitting in a beach chair, eating funnel cake*

*Swallow comes sneaking up behind me*

Hey stop that!

*Masta twirls around in a flurry of mysterious flames and water and lots of other stuff cause he's The Masta

*Camera zooms out to see entire earth as the flurry engulfs it. Then a sonic boom comes and collapses everything.*

My funnel cake!

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I don't play by the rules,ice. I'm the son of Zamorak,I can do anything.

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Now that I explained,let me show you how a demigod does it. *levitates boat and flips ice into icy cold water* Not bad,eh? Not when there are 500 teleported sharks biting him to death!

Subject: Re: You Can't Stop Dis Boat! Sat May 15, 2010 11:11 am

Now for the rest of you...
You shall all perish!
*sits down and stares at Josh and Ice fighting, once in a while keeps watching Swallow to see if she's gonna wake up*