IM BAAAAACCCK!!!

*breaks legs free from ice and owns Ice*

Are you stupid or near-sighted? *Ice Dragon pummels Luke into a bloody pulp*

*Owns Ice*

Both.

really luke shut up u took up 3 whole pages with your random blabing so stop and are u talking to yourself???

Stay outta this! *Deflects all attacks then counters with uppercut*

Ok never mind ice i think i put u on my foe list but i thought luke was talking to himself at first.... i thought he was crazy and retarded just like some guy i saw on the street... he was talking to a pole sort of like luke and his pillow with megan fox's picture tapped on it

Friends and foes list? Who the heck uses that? And what does putting me on the foes list do anyway? *shrugs* Anyways *pulls out Goerge Forman grill and blinds Luke with its God-like powers*

guys, keep your... arguments off of the forums please...

*owns Ice*

*Slams Luke's face with the grill* stupid Goerge Forman grill *throws Grill away then pulls out giant propane grill* Thats more like it! *Slams Luke's face with giant grill*

Oh yum, I'm like a big brain quesidilla!

OM NOM NOM!

LUKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! You cant eat your brain raw! you might get sick! *cooks Luke's brain on goerge forman grill* there you go!

Thanks, I'm glad you're looking out for me!

OM NOM NOM

STUPID GOERGE FORMAN GRILL!!! *Smashes it against concrete wall* I HATE YOU!

"Oh, but Icey.. I thought we had something special!" said the George Forman Grill in a deep, blackman voiice (no offense, anyone..)

*Memory flashes before eyes then colapses* God...Damn...Grill... *tries to move hand with no success* Must fight it! *Flash Back of grilling competition* NNOOOO!!!! *smashes the grill* Thank godness, almost lost control there

ice why use grills why not a flame thrower and for being a good boy this year here u go " hands ice a brand new flame thrower" and luke here u go " hands luke a ticking box" its a........ ummm a watch ya lets go with a watch

Wow! you have never been this nice to me! Are you the real Shadow?...*poke* *poke* *poke* hmm...*ducks Shadow's punch of irritation* yup! thats him!

great, just what I need, for you two to team up..

lol luke will the bad thing is that meagan's a vampire thanks to me and well your gonna get flamed so i think ill just take her for me lol whaaaaahaaaa haaaaa

I dont really think that im going to fry Luke with this... And Luke wont let you have megan. Dont really know how but...*cell rings* wha? *cell continues to ring* hmmm *answers text*........*gasp!* Oh no! LUKE! Shadow's got megan in that werhouse over there! You must save her! *watches Luke run off* Now that everyone is gone...*takes out some chips and watches T.V* Ahh....

a werehouse? im not a werewolf but i did bite her neck so tough luck luke and ice u forgot to sit on a couch

Meh. the sitting down part comes with the t.v numnuts! anyways *slouches* ah... Luke will probably do somthing that will get me involed somehow. So ill just enjoy my free time. And when i said werehouse i meant warehouse. Anyways Luke, you could try to suck the poison from her viens. that might work

*owns Shadow*

Hey, Swallow, you're smart, right? How do you deal with Fagitories like these two?

Hey! Im trying to help you. oh well. *changes channel* Damn there's nothing good on! *changes channel* Oh! Mythbusters!! Yay! *munches on chips* what happened to Megan anyways? Meh. who cares *looks down at empty bag* damn outta chips...

huh luke that was a stunt double i was at a store buying food wait "pulls out phone and strats typing' do u want more chips ice?" sends message" oh ya luke u need anything?

*pulls out a tub of ice cream* nah, im good

Well.. I could use some Chili-Cheese Fritos, actually.

acually i do want some more chips. Sit down everyone! Mythbusters is on! *scoots over* MMM... Choclate Icecream

"throws a bag of chips at ice and luke" well i got a subway so no chips for me "peels sticker of cup" omg i got a m thats the last letter for me nw i can make money!!!!!!

What? did you win the lottery or somthin'?